Once there was an ADJECTIVE lady who had enormous BODY PARTS. “All the better to VERB you with,” she said. Unfortunately, they were a bit awkward because they wouldn’t fit under her ITEM OF CLOTHING. They often stuck out and felt ADJECTIVE so she decided to cover them with a NOUN. This meant that she could no…
A Letter From A Secret Admirer
Dear NAME, Your BODYPARTS are so beautiful! When you smile, your BODYPART lights up. Will you meet me at the LOCATION at NUMBER a.m? I will bring some food. Your BODYPART is so ADJECTIVE! And your face is so ADJECTIVE! When you come to meet me, please bring one NOUN and lots of NOUNS. From…
Guinea Pigs
Guinea pigs make ADJECTIVE pets. They are cute and sociable with many ADJECTIVE habits. There are a few things you need to know before you get your first NOUNS as pets.1. They are herd animals who need to live with at least one NOUN.2. They are a prey species so they feel most ADJECTIVE when…
Beauty Advice
Magicrem is the ADJECTIVE new skincare solution. Do you long for an ADJECTIVE complexion that radiates NOUN? Apply Magicrem to your BODYPART three times every LENGTH OF TIME for ADJECTIVE results.Use Magicrem under your BODYPART to reduce bagginess; use it on your BODYPART to increase firmness and apply it all over your face to reduce…
How To Milk A Cow
Female cows have enormous BODY-PARTS when they’re full of LIQUID. Make sure you have a big enough NOUN. Position yourself on a NOUN or upturned NOUN beside the cow. Distract the cow by VERBING her some grass at the BODY-PART end. Squeeze her BODY-PART with a downward pulling motion so that the LIQUID squirts into…