I tidied my room today. It really was a NOUN. Mum said I had to do it Right Now or she would confiscate my NOUN. Since I can’t live without my NOUN, I had to comply. I started with my NOUNS, which were covering the entire floor. I put some of my NOUNS in my…
Piano Lesson
Today my piano lesson was ADJECTIVE. My teacher was very ADJECTIVE. I had VERBED a lot, for once. My teacher, Tim, asked me to play my new NOUN, which I did, ADVERB, without any NOUNS.Tim was so surprised that he exclaimed, “EXCLAMATION!” which is an understandable response when you consider that I don’t usually practise…
Dear Diary
Today was a very ADJECTIVE day. Not only did I manage to VERB all my chores before NUMBER o’clock, I also managed to VERB my friend. It was so nice to VERB John in the NOUN.John had a new NOUN and it was really ADJECTIVE. He said I could play with it if I handled…
The Disappointing Barbecue
Today, we tried to have a barbecue but it didn’t go very well. For a start, the weather was ADJECTIVE and it started to VERB. We tried to light the fire but it kept going out. There was a lot of NOUN but not much heat. Jeremy said his big NOUN ought to do the trick…
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Once there was an ADJECTIVE princess who lived in an ADJECTIVE castle on top of a NOUN. She lived there alone because a wicked NOUN had banished her from her kingdom many years ago. “Oh how I wish I had a nice NOUN to play with,” she said. But since she had been wishing this every…
Army Training Basic Rules
Every morning you must get up at NUMBER o’clock. Put on your NOUN and eat your NOUN. Collect your kit, which must include a NOUN and a NOUN. Ensure that your rifle is ADJECTIVE. After breakfast, report for VERBING in the yard. Do everything your PERSON tells you, as ADVERB and ADVERB as possible. You will…