Well, I went to yoga class yesterday with Marjorie and it was something of an eye-opener. I’ve never seen a woman so bendy. It turns out she could wrap her BODYPARTS around her BODYPART, while I could hardly touch my BODYPARTS. “This next pose is called the NOUN,” said the teacher, proceeding to fold her…
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My Morning Routine
I like to start my day at NUMBER a.m. I feel it’s important to make an ADJECTIVE start. I begin by drinking a large glass of LIQUID, with a slice of lemon. That is very healthy for the digestive system, so I’m told.Then I sit cross-legged and do some VERBING. This clears my BODYPART and helps…
Grandma’s Special Soup
My Grandma makes amazing soup. We all think it’s ADJECTIVE. She starts by frying up some NOUNS until they are ADJECTIVE. Then she adds some NOUNS, finely chopped. She usually adds some NOUNS, too, and some NOUNS, if she has any. Once the main ingredients are nicely VERBED, she adds some LIQUID and a stock cube….
Wanted
Police are searching for the notorious criminal, NAME, thought to be responsible for the recent VERBING of a NOUN. He has COLOUR eyes, long COLOUR hair and a distinctive NOUN on his BODY PART. He was last seen in the PLACE area wearing a ADJECTIVE yellow ITEM OF CLOTHING and carrying a large NOUN.Police believe he may be…
Neighbourhood Gossip
You’ll never guess who I saw when I was out for my NOUN today. It was Mr Jones from number five with his enormous NOUNS. I’ve never seen such big NOUNS. Edith from number 10 was VERBING them most enthusiastically. It was quite ADJECTIVE, if you ask me.That NOUN that belongs to number eight was out,…
Tidying My Room
I tidied my room today. It really was a NOUN. Mum said I had to do it Right Now or she would confiscate my NOUN. Since I can’t live without my NOUN, I had to comply. I started with my NOUNS, which were covering the entire floor. I put some of my NOUNS in my…