My Grandma makes amazing soup. We all think it’s ADJECTIVE. She starts by frying up some NOUNS until they are ADJECTIVE. Then she adds some NOUNS, finely chopped. She usually adds some NOUNS, too, and some NOUNS, if she has any. Once the main ingredients are nicely VERBED, she adds some LIQUID and a stock cube….
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Army Training Basic Rules
Every morning you must get up at NUMBER o’clock. Put on your NOUN and eat your NOUN. Collect your kit, which must include a NOUN and a NOUN. Ensure that your rifle is ADJECTIVE. After breakfast, report for VERBING in the yard. Do everything your PERSON tells you, as ADVERB and ADVERB as possible. You will…
Guinea Pigs
Guinea pigs make ADJECTIVE pets. They are cute and sociable with many ADJECTIVE habits. There are a few things you need to know before you get your first NOUNS as pets.1. They are herd animals who need to live with at least one NOUN.2. They are a prey species so they feel most ADJECTIVE when…
How To Milk A Cow
Female cows have enormous BODY-PARTS when they’re full of LIQUID. Make sure you have a big enough NOUN. Position yourself on a NOUN or upturned NOUN beside the cow. Distract the cow by VERBING her some grass at the BODY-PART end. Squeeze her BODY-PART with a downward pulling motion so that the LIQUID squirts into…